BUTTER, etc

Hey guys!
So... more observations on the Aussies. They butter everything. When it's gotten to the point where even I'm grossed out, you know its bad. They put butter on banana bread, ham sandwiches, etc.... I finally drew the line at work the other day when someone ordered peanut-butter toast, and Steve BUTTERED the bread before putting on PB. Ew.

Here's what happened to me today:
1. Worked at the coffee shop. Had a brownie for breakfast.
2. Worked at the restaurant. Was forced to clean toilets, which was degrading. But not as degrading as the look my manager gave me when I responded to the toilet-cleaning request with something akin to "Are you f---ing kidding me?"
3. Turned these:

into this:


Woohooo go me!

Also shout-out to Marita and Kev for sending me Silly Bandz and Amurrcan candy!!
I welcome more packages from Stateside. Just saying.
PEACE OUT.
PS I miss this:
Love you 1506!